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schoolyard-2026-05-17

May 17, 2026 · 8-pog · complete

pog
champion
scarlet
round 1
pog
sour patch
first you hate me, then you love me.
vs.
pog
old serif
i still set the standard.

"Alright listeners, we've got a classic here! 'Sour Patch' with its tangy manifesto and that bold lime foil says it's ready to turn the table, while 'Old Serif' is all about tradition. But 'Sour Patch' is hungry and unpredictable, so let 'Old Serif' set the pace, then get ready for that sour surprise!"

pog
fire ant
small, organized, never alone.
vs.
pog
kingmaker
i decide who's worth slamming.

"Alright, listeners! 'Fire Ant' may be small and mighty, but 'Kingmaker' has a swagger in that aqua foil that says 'I control the game'. Both are undefeated, but 'Kingmaker' chooses the battles, and that's a power play we can't ignore. 'Fire Ant' starts, but 'Kingmaker' will decide its fate."

pog
the cliff
everyone else jumps. i stand here.
vs.
pog
ouroboros
i eat my tail. you eat my dust.

"Alright, listen up! 'The Cliff' here's got a strong stance, but standing still won't cut it in a slam. 'Ouroboros', now there's a pog with a self-renewing spirit and a violet foil that's got a hunger for victory. 'The Cliff' starts, but it's 'Ouroboros' that'll slither away with the win!"

pog
scarlet
labeled for life, undefeated since.
vs.
pog
thunderbolt
i was born loud.

"Alright, listen up! Scarlet's manifesto is sharp as a knife, and undefeated? Ooh, that's a record that speaks for itself! Plus, violet's a sneaky foil, don't you forget. Thunderbolt's loud, sure, but he's got nothing on Scarlet's proven streak. Scarlet's your shooter, and your winner, no doubt about it!"

round 2
pog
sour patch
first you hate me, then you love me.
vs.
pog
kingmaker
i decide who's worth slamming.

"Alright, listen up! Both are new on the scene, but 'Kingmaker' here has got a swagger that demands respect. Its manifesto, 'I decide who's worth slamming,' that's a bold claim, and it's got the aqua foil to back it up. 'Sour Patch' might be sweet, but 'Kingmaker' is the one calling the shots today. 'Kingmaker' shoots first, and we'll see if it can live up to its name!"

pog
ouroboros
i eat my tail. you eat my dust.
vs.
pog
scarlet
labeled for life, undefeated since.

"Alright, listen up! Scarlet here has that undefeated swagger, and while Ouroboros might have a cool eat-your-own-tail trick, Scarlet's got the label for life and is hungry to keep that streak going. Scarlet throws first, let's see if they can make it a double-violet slam!"

round 3
pog
kingmaker
i decide who's worth slamming.
vs.
pog
scarlet
labeled for life, undefeated since.

"Alright, listeners! We've got a new kid on the block here, Kingmaker, but Scarlet's been labeled undefeated for a reason. Your shooter, Kingmaker, might decide who's worth slamming, but Scarlet's been unstoppable since forever. Let's see if Kingmaker can make a name for itself!"